tfw over the course of several years you put a massive amount of effort into posing photos to make yourself look taller than you actually are but then they give you a booster seat for your congressional hearing
Dude, he’s gonna put you in the Facebook®
Gulags when he wins the presidency in 2024.
Or maybe, just maybe!, it’s a padded cushion that the Senate provides to people providing testimony since they’re going to be sitting there for literal hours at a time.
I mean, it’s not like ridiculing someone on the basis of their height demeans us or anything, so please, continue with your mocking.
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Good to know, I didn’t realize you were the kind of person so insecure that you needed to mock someone for their height and then claim someone calling you on your bullshit was a Mark Zuckerberg defender to deflect blame.
I mean, you could always point out that he’s a heartless capitalist jackass that built a system that helped defraud the American people while making absolutely ridiculous tons of money by building his business around not giving a shit about our privacy, but sure, the real problem is that he’s short and wants to feel tall.
my mistake
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Oh, look, it’s someone trying to be clever by doubling down on being an asshole. I mean, you’re all like, “But! But! He carefully stages himself to look tall! It couldn’t possibly be that I talked some shit and someone pointed out that I wasn’t just wrong but also an asshole!”
it’s
not so much the being short that’s embarrassing, it’s the hubris of
having more money than god himself and still being so insecure that you
feel the need to appear physically larger than you are“
I mean, it’s not a booster seat, it’s a cushion that the fucking Senate provides to people offering testimony because it’s known to take hours to give testimony in front of the Senate and once in a long while someone thinks, “Gee, maybe we should give them an ass pad so their ass doesn’t hurt as much.”
You need better comedy. Or better bullshit, I guess.
Where’s a gif of Jean Ralphio singing “Somebody’s not comfortable learning they were an asshole!” when I need one?
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Still an asshole, but hey, I’m kinda stunned you actually came back with some good comedy!
Just so I’m understanding that last bit… Megapope thinks people should be in pain in congressional hearings? Because… Pain affects testimony. It makes memories less comprehensive and more difficult to articulate, which is kind of the exact opposite of what you want in that situation.
Also, I mean. Short people deal with a lot of low grade stressors, and while I give 0% of a shit about Zuckerberg’s napoleon complex, I do care about to masses of short people who are now conflating their own height with being a capitalist fuckduck.
You can pick on him for non-aesthetic, non-genetic reasons.
